There are a number of misfired views here. First is Pauline's sustained ignorance of psychogeography. Self includes the remark from his wife as a pepper crunch for the interview, but despite this, his interest in psychogeography is intact. The extent to which his Saturday Independent column is actually psychogeographic is almost certainly determined by how many such practices the reading public of a Saturday supplement can manage and/or digest; but I expect the book he is currently researching will engage psychogeographic practices even more. What the letter writer gets wrong is that Self is merely going for a walk, which he is, but not in the same way as most of us do when we put one leg in front of the other. The psychogepgrapher is a variant of the nineteenth century flâneur, who roamed the streets of Paris in search of nothing but with considerably more than nothing in his or her head. In other words, the flâneur and pyschogeogrpaher are equipped with a frame of mind that is responsive to the accidents and random occurrences of a specific geographical locale, and which he or she makes knowable in a particular manner. In this, the flâneur/psychgeographer is pitted against the tourist, whom Self in his interview rightly refers to as a purely materialistic, disengaged walker in thrall to guides, Baedekers, and much worse, the demands of the market. So this is why we have the term psychogeographer. It melts several frames of mind - poetic, artistic, photographic, philosophic - in a mobile body responsive - docile, even - to the flux of life. But there is much more to it than this. We're talking of a tradition that is demarcated retrospectively, from de Quincey, Baudelaire and Dickens to Woolf and Benjamin, right through (crucially) to the Situationists, W.G. Sebald, Iain Sinclair and (him)Self. You can't repudiate these figures, their work, or the traditions of which they form a steady and evolving continuum.Will Self certainly knows how to walk the walk, but he's still got a lot to learn when it comes to talking the talk. Unlike him, I happen to be a member of the jeunesse crappe who wasn't lucky enough to benefit from an Oxbridge education. As a result of this irreparable tragedy, I was forced to look up the meaning of the word 'psychogeographer' on Google while reading Jamie Kenny's otherwise excellent review with the lugubrious author and Have I Got News For You star last week. According to the Social Fiction website, psychogeography is "the study of the specific effects of the geographical environment (whether consciously organised or not) on the emotions and behaviour of individuals". "At its most simple," claims Kenny, "psychogeography is simply walking with an end point in mind, soaking up the territory between departure and destination". Now I could be wrong, but I can't for the life of me fathom the difference between this and what round our way is known as "going for a stroll and taking an interest in the surroundings". Nor could I tell you why Self preferred to describe a female character in his recent novel The Butt as having "orchidaceous breasts" rather than "boobs like tropical flowers". His wife was bang on the money when she said he just wants to go for a walk and he's being pretentious about it. If he was my husband, I'd tell him just the same when he started writing his next book.
Pauline Ratcliffe
Manchester
So that's the first problem with the letter. The second has to do with language, specifically Self's infamous use of language in his novels, but also assumptions about style in the novel as well. I know and love Julie Burchill's estimation of Self as 'dictionary swallower', even though I totally disagree with its implied assertion that language should somehow tame itself in the act of writing. Self's style has worked for him, his characters, his readers, but most importantly his publishers, who stand by him and all that he produces (two substantial books so far this year!). Self will not lose any sleep over this Big Issue letter, but there are concerns expressed in it that massively overshoot the letter writer's assumed superiority before this prolific and highly successful writer.
Self is known as a satirist, and like other satirists before or alongside him (like his Independent column companion, the cartoonist Ralph Steadman), his use of language can at times appear overdone, bloated, as if the words filling your mouth will make you increasingly nauseous, in the way that the subject of satire fires up the writer's imagination. But it's not even that the letter writer doesn't get this. It's her poor substitution of a phrase Self uses in The Butt and for which she school ma'amishly ticks him off. The word under attack is 'orchidaceous'. Initially, it has a number of meanings, the main one being fairly obvious: 'of or pertaining to orchids'; and one meaning which is not so obvious: 'characterized by ostentatiousness; showy'. Self uses 'orchidaceous' to describe the breasts of one of his characters, in which case the reader might take the second meaning to be the most apt, that possibly the narrator refers to the breasts in order to say something about the character as a whole. We could also infer a wider point about the narrator's identity, too, in that (his?) sly reference to the breasts gives the reader ammunition to accuse the narrator of being a chauvinist, or worse, a misogynist. But this, for a satirist, is too easy. Delving into the etymology of 'orchidaceous' potentially reveals more than the reader could ever bargain for. In this, we should remember that in Greek, 'orchid' means 'penis', and that pursuing this reading means we reveal the narrator's ironic and scabrous view of the breasts of which he's speaking. It doesn't rescue the narrator from the charge of misogyny, but it does paint a rather unusual portrait of a woman that embodies her as a distinct character. Language puts real flesh on this idea of a human, making her vividly particular. This is the way of the satirist. 'Her breasts in fact were like penises', is one possible substitution of the original phrase, conflating humour, satire, contempt and whatever else, all in one go.
And what does the letter writer think Self should have written? 'Her boobs were like tropical flowers.' In one foul cliché of a phrase, all those possible readings and meanings are blasted away, and all the reader is left with is a - sorry, forgive me - flaccid formulation that any secondary school creative writing student might have thought up. Ouch indeed. But this is what results when you overshoot your superiority: arrogance, ignorance, tedium, lack of originality, paucity of thought. I don't know about you, but I stand by Self's orchids.

